twitch-the-tiny:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

"by totally ignoring the problem and pulling numbers out yo ass, that’s how"

ITS ESCAPING

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

It has begun

untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

winneganfake:

darkchocolateandtea:

thedashinghoodlum:

This was my favorite commercial as a kid

me as a parent

That last comment? Totally accurate. 

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

nakedly:

nakedly:

i hate perfect people

which is why i hate myself

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone